OK so it wasn't exactly a headline, but this blurb from a newspiece on eye health made me chuckle for a moment when I thought of non-Tucsonians' reaction:
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Keeping eyes healthy latest topic at science center
Living here can increase the risk of afflictions such as dry eye syndrome, which can cause stinging, burning, pain and redness in the eye.
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Keeping eyes healthy latest topic at science center